A Very Special Moment Today

 

 

I had lunch with Dad and Feisty Fred at the nursing home today. Once again it delivered some more memorable moments for me.

Dad had one mouthful of his pea and ham soup in a mug before accidentally dumping the entire contents in his lap (straight after his late shower). I cleaned him up and the carers kindly offered to change him again for me afterwards. He was happy regardless, and we both ate together on our own table for the first time in 12 months.

Feisty Fred turned 96 today and I was honoured to spend time with him as he opened his present and we sang ‘Happy Birthday’. Fred took full advantage of his birthday status and felt it was appropriate to lay a ‘birthday kiss’ on his favourite female resident. It caught all of us off guard and he delivered a very energetic and entertaining kiss on the lucky lady. No-one knew where to look.🙂

He then blew me away with the following comment that certainly made my week.

Fred : “I have been thinking about you as I remember that we had spent some wonderful time together during a group activity.

Brett: that’s good, was it golf? Or perhaps balloon tennis?

Fred: “I can’t remember what it bloody was but I believe it involved companionship and friendship, and I really enjoyed it.”

<mind blown >

Brett : “……I have no words”.

This is dementia …..

(and is why these people need to be nurtured and respected)

PS – I also took the best selfie ever of the two of us ( which I am not allowed to fully post due to privacy reasons)…but will be treasured.

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‘Feisty Fred’ The 95yo Grumpy Bugger is at it Again in the Nursing Home

 

Incident #1

I was standing with another carer and a couple of residents when Fred hobbled up to us in his suit and loudly announced ” I wanted to have a conversation with some intelligent people, but it is pretty obvious I am in the wrong place. I’m off!….”

Incident #2

Fred came up to me and said “I would appreciate if you could direct me to where they serve breakfast?”. I said “You have already had it it Fred!” Then he snapped back with “Well I don’t think so…they haven’t given me a f%#@en thing here in 6 weeks!”

Incident #3

Fred went up to a female carer and said to her “I was gonna go and tell you to go to buggery, but you are so stupid you probably don’t even know where it is!”

Incident #4

Fred was tired again and said to me “Man, I am tired….I guess I should be at 99”. I said to Fred “You are 95 Max…but I bet you reach 100, and then you will get a letter from the Queen”. Fred replied with “Oh that would be nice, then I could send it back to her and tell her to go and get stuffed! Wonder how she will like that? (laughs)”.

Another ‘Feisty Fred’ Moment

I was walking around the nursing home when I bumped into one of my favourite residents, 95yo ‘Feisty Fred’. He was all flustered and confused, so I asked him “What’s seems to be the problem Fred?”.

He looked at me with a really annoyed face and said “I just wanna have a damn wash, but all these bloody people are eating in my room!”

I thought to myself…”I gotta see this”….

I said “Ok Fred..I will sort it for you…show me to your room”.

With that, Max grabbed my hand and lead me straight into the packed main dining room!

‘Feisty Fred’…Shooting from the Hip

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MORE QUOTES FROM ‘FEISTY FRED’ ( the 94 yo grumpy bastard with dementia at the nursing home)

Brett: How ya going today Fred?
Max: Up the sh*t if you really wanna know!

Feisty Fred: that woman over there is the most hated woman in this place. I am going to go over and shoot her in the face one day!

Brett: How ya going today Fred?
Feisty Fred: Not good at all. I am feeling crook. I am dizzy and I feel like I am swimming in a pool of sh*t

Feisty Fred: she is a triple murderess that bitch over there. I wanna just punch her in the moosh. (mouth)

Feisty Fred: go and get stuffed you silly old tart!

Feisty Fred: why don’t you just drop the thing in the damn hole you cheating bastard?!!!.( while playing inside golf)

Feisty Fred: why do you keep playing these games everytime I am asleep?….(Brett: it’s 2pm Fred!)